A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bartender here?"

dada tish

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jl - is the steak tender? (hint)

good catch IDshooter. Not many people get that one.

jeez, that might be stretching it

That has to be the corniest joke I have ever heard in my life.

That has to be the corniest joke I have ever heard in my life.

Obviously, you never heard the one about the plastic surgeon who hung himself.

Thought it was as in 'bar tinder'

tinder, as in wood

for a termite

Dave

I read this one when it was first posted.....didn't get it. Read IDShooter's helpful hint.....didn't get it. It's now three months later and it just hit me. I suppose all I can say on a positive note is "better late than never".


Dan "slower than most" K.

I read this one when it was first posted.....didn't get it. Read IDShooter's helpful hint.....didn't get it. It's now three months later and it just hit me. I suppose all I can say on a positive note is "better late than never".


Dan "slower than most" K.
:confused:

I still don't get it. :confused:

is the Bar (made of wood) Tender (soft and juicy) here?

It's a clean double entendre....

That makes more sense that my idea.

Dave

As my mother used to say, "If you have to explain the joke, it wasn't worth telling!"

PJ

As my mother used to say, "If you have to explain the joke, it wasn't worth telling!"

PJ

Yeah, but your Mom was probably referring to telling jokes to people with average intelligence. May not apply here?

Dan "took 3 months" K.

Don't feel bad, DOK. I think I set a world record when it took me SIX years to get one. Yeah, for six years I turned it over and over in my mind. Went to sleep thinking about it. Then, one day, voila, it hit me. And, know what? It wasn't really that funny. Six years of my life down the drain. Wasted. I guess there is a moral to that story, but I'll be durned if I'm going to waste any more of my time thinking one up....

Don't feel bad, DOK. I think I set a world record when it took me SIX years to get one. Yeah, for six years I turned it over and over in my mind. Went to sleep thinking about it. Then, one day, voila, it hit me. And, know what? It wasn't really that funny. Six years of my life down the drain. Wasted. I guess there is a moral to that story, but I'll be durned if I'm going to waste any more of my time thinking one up....

Hey, after all that and you're not going to tell us the joke/story that took SIX years to get? I'll bet I can do it in four years!!!

Dan

I agree with dok lets hear the joke loader3009 I am curious or is it the fact that I responded to such an assertion that is the real joke.

Fellers, I'm gonna tell ya' the joke. Then the "curse" will be on you. I'm just not going to tell it today.

Wow, thread back from the dead. Tell us the joke, or I shall be forced to unleash another of my horrible ones upon yall.

OK, OK. Here it is. Please, anyone who “gets it”, don’t give it away. Let these guys suffer as I did.

Once upon a time, there was an old Indian named Running Wolf who pitched his teepee under an overhanging cliff on which an great eagle nested. The Indian and eagle had a reverent respect for each other and each would recognize the other as their paths would cross. On encountering the eagle, Running Wolf would raise his right hand, palm out, and greet the bird with the words, ”A-a-h-h-h eagle”. The eagle would respond in kind, saying, “A-a-h-h-h Indian”. This went on for many years.

One day the old Indian died. As his spirit rose on it’s way to the happy hunting ground, it passed the nest of the eagle. In a final salutation, the spirit of the old Indian raised his hand and said to the bird, “A-a-a-h-h eagle”. The eagle remained silent, as he was too polite to answer.
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The clock is ticking, fellers..

"........the clock is ticking"

Clock? Second hand ticking? .....I'll use the calendar if you don't mind!! And please, no smart remark about Yankees!

Dan "don't have a clue yet" K.

Uh, I think they done been cussin' at each other in Eagle all these years....

OK, OK. Here it is. Please, anyone who “gets it”, don’t give it away. Let these guys suffer as I did.

Once upon a time, there was an old Indian named Running Wolf who pitched his teepee under an overhanging cliff on which an great eagle nested. The Indian and eagle had a reverent respect for each other and each would recognize the other as their paths would cross. On encountering the eagle, Running Wolf would raise his right hand, palm out, and greet the bird with the words, ”A-a-h-h-h eagle”. The eagle would respond in kind, saying, “A-a-h-h-h Indian”. This went on for many years.

One day the old Indian died. As his spirit rose on it’s way to the happy hunting ground, it passed the nest of the eagle. In a final salutation, the spirit of the old Indian raised his hand and said to the bird, “A-a-a-h-h eagle”. The eagle remained silent, as he was too polite to answer.
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The clock is ticking, fellers..

I give up :(

I give up :(

I'll help you out, replade "A-a-a-a-h-h" with "!@#%$#%$%!" and you'll have it :)

Loader 3009, I figured it out in 20 minutes. If you would like to hear my solution to the joke then send me a private message and I will tell you . I almost put the answer on the forum but didnt want to make you mad. I will have to say it is a rather dry joke.

Stan

Mfree, your not even close.

Mfree, your not even close.

Ok, PM me, please... otherwise I'll sit here being wrong for the rest of my life :)

PM Me too!

Enough Already!!!

Please explain it to us feable minded individuals who have waited patiently for the past 3 months!

Better be an atomic clock!

Did we ever get an answer on this one?

unfortunately not

I haven't seen Loader3009 post in a long time. Maybe 454-Hunter can enlighten us!

I PMed everyone that wrote me for an answer to the joke of the eagle as I seen it I think I was right .ask around I thiknk it was mfree that I pmed back.

I've stared at the Indian-Eagle joke in this post for a month it seams like. Can anyone enlighten me?

Yeah, really!

maybe a-a-a-h-h eagle and a-a-a-h-h indian meant good eating? and the eagle was to polite to talk with his food once the old injun was dead?

sounds plausible

Would you like to know the answer? PM me, the eagle was right, it's not polite enough for a well-moderated board like this.

Obviously, you never heard the one about the plastic surgeon who hung himself.

Anybody else get that one?

nope! the only thing i can figure is he did it to save face

Based on the confused chatter, for a moment I thought I had accessed the blond forum.

Hey, I resemble that commment!

I got indian/eagle in about 5 seconds. Don't wanna give it away though. :)

The plastic surgeon "hung" himself.....

Think Johnny Holmes.

I don't know who Johnny Holmes is, but I think I get it now. To get the indian/eagle, you have to be thinking just along a certain vain to get it.

Johnny Holmes was a "movie" star known for his "size." Are we communicating yet? Don't really want to go further with.

Yeah, I figured as much

hung as in "like a horse?"

I get it now :P for those that don't know holmes, do you know dirk diggler?

This one has used up any useful purpose. Think we will just allow this one to die.