WyomingSwede
03-30-2004, 05:51 AM
Frighteningly true...
> > > ============================
> > > LIVING IN 2004
> > >
> > > You know you're living in 2004 when.......
> > >
> > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> > > microwave.
> > >
> > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
> > > years.
> > >
> > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> > > family of 3.
> > >
> > > 4. You e-mail your co-worker who works at the desk
> > > next to you.
> > >
> > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
> > > is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
> > >
> > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
> > > answer the phone in a business manner.
> > >
> > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
> > > accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
> > >
> > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
> > > worked for three different companies.
> > >
> > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
> > > news.
> > >
> > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> > >
> > > 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
> > > more likely to get long-service awards.
> > >
> > > AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
> > >
> > > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
> > > smiling.
> > >
> > > 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
> > > it to your "friends".
> > >
> > > 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
> > > to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
> > >
> > > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
> > >
> > > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
> > > wasn't a No.9.
> > >
> > > 18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
> > >
> > > Finally, you fwd this to your friends...
> > >
> > >
> > > ============================
> > > LIVING IN 2004
> > >
> > > You know you're living in 2004 when.......
> > >
> > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the
> > > microwave.
> > >
> > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
> > > years.
> > >
> > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
> > > family of 3.
> > >
> > > 4. You e-mail your co-worker who works at the desk
> > > next to you.
> > >
> > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
> > > is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
> > >
> > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
> > > answer the phone in a business manner.
> > >
> > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you
> > > accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
> > >
> > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
> > > worked for three different companies.
> > >
> > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
> > > news.
> > >
> > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> > >
> > > 12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
> > > more likely to get long-service awards.
> > >
> > > AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
> > >
> > > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
> > > smiling.
> > >
> > > 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
> > > it to your "friends".
> > >
> > > 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
> > > to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
> > >
> > > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
> > >
> > > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
> > > wasn't a No.9.
> > >
> > > 18. And now you are laughing at yourself!
> > >
> > > Finally, you fwd this to your friends...
> > >
> > >