There where 3 moles, a papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole. They all lived on a farm. One morning the papa mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, Ooh I smell bacon" The mama mole wanted to smell it too, so she stuck her head out of the mole hole. "ooh, I smell eggs!" Baby mole wanted to smell this too, but there wasn't enough room for his head too fit out of the hole. "all I smell is mole-asses"

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