Survivor Wisconsin

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Wisconsin Style."
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitiwoc and Green Bay. Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minoqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads "I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears! Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2004. Deer Hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive wins. Good luck to all contestants.

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Walter30-06:cool:

Must also do this in the winter with a non-functioning heater and at least two windows broken out :)

I've got a feeling they'd have far more than two windows broken out before long. It would be probable that we would REALLY find out if a Volvo could withstand being driven over by a monster truck. :)

They should say to go chicago and make some gang signs with your hands....then you can get windows busted quite easily ;).

the version I saw for wyoming was a guy in a mini-bus having to stop in a bar in every county and go in and say I'm gay and here to take your guns away