These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world!


1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details
inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)

2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upsode down"
(Too late)

3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)

4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)

5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)

6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)

the scary thing is, in order for these directions to be necassary, someone needed to screw things up first.

i called the guy in Sweden who stopped the chainsaw with his hands, but he kept dropping the phone during our conversation

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)[/QUOTE]

It's warnings like these that let the gene pool remain tainted...

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)

It's warnings like these that let the gene pool remain tainted...

How can this let the gene pool remain tainted? :D

How can this let the gene pool remain tainted? :D

Because, the warning might help someone avoid their end to the contribution of the Gene pool. If someone isnt smart enough to figure this one out on their own, they need to make sure they to not make more!