niner
04-14-2004, 10:19 AM
One day the Pope was travelling thru the Rockies, where he sees a hippy being attacked by a huge grizzly bear. The Pope was worried because he was a frail man and was no match for a grizzly. Just then 5 bikers come running thru the trees up to the hippy and shoot the bear multiple times with large caliber handguns, eventually killing the beast and saving the hippy. The Pope was so thrilled to see that there are still people out there that are willing to put themselves in danger to help those who cannot help themselves. So the Pope calls those 5 bikers over to commend them on their performance. When the Pope leaves, the 5 bikers bewildered ask each other, "How the **** else are you supposed to hunt grizzlies without bait?"