A Guy Is Standing On The Sidewalk When He Sees A Funeral Car Coming Towards Him At About Walking Pace, Following The Car Five Or Six Yards Back Is A Guy With A Dog On A Leash, And Behind Him Ten Or Twelve Yards Back Is A Line Of Other Guy,s, Intrigued By This Odd CortÈge He Crosses The Street And Catches Up With The Guy Behind The Car And Said, " Look Man I Understand If You Think This Is A Bit Insensitive, If You Want To Tell Me To Butt Out I Will Understand, But This Is The Weirdest Funeral Cortege I Have Ever Seen, Can You Tell Me What It,s All About", The Guy With The Dog Said "no It,s O,k, Got The Wife In The Car Is All, She Went Out Into The Back Yard To Hang Out Some Washing Last Week And The My Dog Went For Her, Ripped Her Throat Out, The Mother In Law Heard All The Commotion And Dashed Outside To See What Was Going On, The Dog Had Her As Well, Mauled Her To Death."
Wow!!! Said The Enquirer That's Absolutely Unbelievable, Then After Shaking His Head For A Few Seconds In Disbelief He Quietly Said, " Any Chance Of Borrowing The Dog For A While?" "sure" The Guy Replied, Jerking His Thumb Over His Shoulder, " But You Will Have To Join The Queue".

That's funny, Mick......but it's even funnier in english.:-)