A young duck hunter hires an ol' timer to be his hunting guide for the day. After the young hunter misses several ducks the ol' timer tells him "son, let me show you how its done". As the next duck approaches the ol' timer stands up without a gun and makes a face at the duck which then falls to the ground. He told the young hunter that he had uglied the duck to the ground. Young hunter asks how long he had been able to ugly a duck which the ol' timer responds "Wife and I have been doing it for years". The young hunter in amazement asks "your wife does it also"? "Yep, but I don't take her huntin no more" the ol' timer says while shaking his head. The young hunter asked him why not? The ol' timer replied, "she tears the ducks up too bad".

ouch...that one was kinda painful