Subject: ONESTONE
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> There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
> because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked
everyone
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> Onestone finally
> cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill
them!"
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> The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one
day a
> young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone..."
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> He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where
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> love to her all day and all night.He made love to her all the next
> day, until Blue
> Bird died from exhaustion.
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> The word got around that Onestone meant serious business. Years went
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> and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named
> Yellow Bird
> returned to the village after being away for many years.
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> Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she
> saw Onestone.
> She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."
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> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
> love to her all
> day and all night; made love to her all the next day and
> night...but, Yellow Bird
> wouldn't die!!!!
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> What is the moral of this story???
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> Come on..........take a guess!
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> You're going to love this!
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> Here it comes...........................
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> And the moral is.......................
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> You can't kill two birds with one stone!
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ROFL!!! That was great!

I just wanted to say thanks to all you guys that post these very humorous stories to share. I'm not very good at story telling, but if I ever come accross one I'll be sure to share it with you. Keep up the good work. Jim