Bullethead
04-30-2004, 07:31 PM
4 Golfers Were On The Last Hole And When The Last Golfer Drove Off The Tee, It Hooked Into The Nearby Cow Pasture. He Advised His Friends To Play Thru, And He Would Meet Them In The Club House.
After A Considerable Time He Limped Helplessly To Up The Steps, All Bloody, And Badly Beaten Up. They All Wanted To Know What Happened. He Explained He Went To The Cow Pasture But Couldn't Find His Ball. He Noticed A Cow Twitching Its Tail In Obvious Pain. He Went Over And Lifted Her Tail And Saw A Golf Ball Solidly Embedded. It Was A Yellow Ball So He Knew It Wasn't His.
At That Time, A Woman Comes Out Of The Bushes Apparently Searching For Her Lost Ball. As I Lifted The Cows Tail I Asked, "does This One Look Like Yours?" ..................that Was The Last Thing I Remember.
After A Considerable Time He Limped Helplessly To Up The Steps, All Bloody, And Badly Beaten Up. They All Wanted To Know What Happened. He Explained He Went To The Cow Pasture But Couldn't Find His Ball. He Noticed A Cow Twitching Its Tail In Obvious Pain. He Went Over And Lifted Her Tail And Saw A Golf Ball Solidly Embedded. It Was A Yellow Ball So He Knew It Wasn't His.
At That Time, A Woman Comes Out Of The Bushes Apparently Searching For Her Lost Ball. As I Lifted The Cows Tail I Asked, "does This One Look Like Yours?" ..................that Was The Last Thing I Remember.