aussiecolector
05-08-2004, 05:00 AM
Three men were using the urinals in a public rest room. The first man finished, zipped up, strolled to the sink and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly through job. As he was drying off his hands with lots of paper towels, he loftily announced "At Oxford,I learned to be clean and sanitary." the man then left the bathroom in a cloud of self-satisfaction.
The second man zipped up, marched to the sinks and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first, doing a splendid job nonetheless. As he was dring his hands with just one paper towel, he announced "At Harvard I learned to be clean and sanitary, but also thrifty and environmentally conscious." He then strode out with a purposeful air.
The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up and ambled past the sinks to the door,muttering to himself "In Australia we learn not to pee on our hands."
The second man zipped up, marched to the sinks and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first, doing a splendid job nonetheless. As he was dring his hands with just one paper towel, he announced "At Harvard I learned to be clean and sanitary, but also thrifty and environmentally conscious." He then strode out with a purposeful air.
The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up and ambled past the sinks to the door,muttering to himself "In Australia we learn not to pee on our hands."