Gatofeo
05-08-2004, 12:26 PM
Sold this one to Playboy about 10 years ago and got $150! Niceeeeee! Also told it to a District Judge, who used it in his presentation at the Idaho Bar Association as an ice breaker. Brought down the house, he told me.
To wit:
Zeke and his buddies are out fishing, when he announces, "Well, sixth one on its way! Erline's pregnant again!"
His buddies shake their heads at Zeke and say, "**** Zeke, you better slow down! That's a lot of mouths to feed!"
"I know," Zeke says. "Erline gets pregnant I'm gonna kill myself."
A year later, Zeke and his buddies are fishing at the same place when he pipes up with, "Well, seventh one on its way! Erline's pregnant again!"
"Now just a minute Zeke," his buddies reply. "A year ago on this very spot, you said you were gonna kill yourself if she got pregnant again!"
"Well, I almost did," Zeke says. "Got me a rope. Took a chair out in the backyard under that big tree of mine. Threw the rope over a limb ... slipped my head into the noose ... and then I got to thinking ... ` Wait a minute ... I could be hanging an innocent man! ' "
To wit:
Zeke and his buddies are out fishing, when he announces, "Well, sixth one on its way! Erline's pregnant again!"
His buddies shake their heads at Zeke and say, "**** Zeke, you better slow down! That's a lot of mouths to feed!"
"I know," Zeke says. "Erline gets pregnant I'm gonna kill myself."
A year later, Zeke and his buddies are fishing at the same place when he pipes up with, "Well, seventh one on its way! Erline's pregnant again!"
"Now just a minute Zeke," his buddies reply. "A year ago on this very spot, you said you were gonna kill yourself if she got pregnant again!"
"Well, I almost did," Zeke says. "Got me a rope. Took a chair out in the backyard under that big tree of mine. Threw the rope over a limb ... slipped my head into the noose ... and then I got to thinking ... ` Wait a minute ... I could be hanging an innocent man! ' "