Heard this one in this mornings sermon. Arkypete will probably like it.

An ageing bachelor was talking to his mate.

"I have just made my will out and have decided to devide all my worldly possessions between the three women in my life who have turned down my proposals of marrige."

His mate was a little confused and asked him "why would you want to do that?"

He replied "They have made me the happiest man alive."

Chuckle
Very good and thanks.
I like the one where a fella says "The next time I want to get married I'm going to find a woman who totally hates me and buy her a house!"
Jim