DiRL
05-18-2004, 08:49 AM
A Dallas flight was coming in for a landing when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground.
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off and the Chief Pilot of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.
As they were talking, the Chief Pilot commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those are Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off and the Chief Pilot of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.
As they were talking, the Chief Pilot commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those are Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"