454-hunter
05-21-2004, 11:19 PM
I hope I dont get this kicked off here so I will clean it up a little.
A man marrys a women who has a whole family full of dedicated hunters in it.So as to not look bad and to impress his brother and sister in laws he decides to ask a old friend who is a good hunter if he will take him deer hunting. The man goes to his friend and says will you take me hunting? The friend says I dont think so because I know you have never hunted a day in your life and I dont like taking new hunters in the woods they always mess my hunts up. Well the friend is begged over and over till he finally gives in and says OK but on ONE condition you must remain Absolutely Silent in the woods at all times so you wont scare off the game .!! Well the man agrees to his friends terms and off they go for the hunt. Arriving at the appointed location the friend says okay now I will put you in a good spot you should see something but, remember TOTAL SILENCE. OKay says the man.The friend then drops him off at the site at the base of a small tree the friend however goes on up the ridge 200 yrds and gets in a tree stand. About 2 hours passs and the friend is just about to shoot the biggest buck of his life when he hears a blood curdling scream. Really mad because his buck has run off and the man has not kept his word he rushes out of his stand and makes haste to the spot in which he has put his old friend and finds him breathing rather rapidly but otherwise completely okay.Well now the friend id really P###ed off .The friend says I thought that I told you to remain absolutely silent when hunting with me ? Well says the man I was I was sitting at the base of that tree right were you put me And do you see that laurel thicket over there "yes" says the friend well A great big Black bear come out of it and walked right up to me and sniffedme in the face and I didnt make a peep I didnt even breath.Then do you see that hole over there beside that log "yes" replies the friend (really getting mad by now ) Well a great big rattlesnake came out of that hole and slithered right over towards me and went right across my thighs but I didnt make a sound but, I got to be honest with you when those two red squirrels came out of that big oak tree over there and each of them crawled up one pant leg and I heard the one say to the other do you want to eat them here or take 'em home I could hold my silence no longer!!!!!!!!!
A man marrys a women who has a whole family full of dedicated hunters in it.So as to not look bad and to impress his brother and sister in laws he decides to ask a old friend who is a good hunter if he will take him deer hunting. The man goes to his friend and says will you take me hunting? The friend says I dont think so because I know you have never hunted a day in your life and I dont like taking new hunters in the woods they always mess my hunts up. Well the friend is begged over and over till he finally gives in and says OK but on ONE condition you must remain Absolutely Silent in the woods at all times so you wont scare off the game .!! Well the man agrees to his friends terms and off they go for the hunt. Arriving at the appointed location the friend says okay now I will put you in a good spot you should see something but, remember TOTAL SILENCE. OKay says the man.The friend then drops him off at the site at the base of a small tree the friend however goes on up the ridge 200 yrds and gets in a tree stand. About 2 hours passs and the friend is just about to shoot the biggest buck of his life when he hears a blood curdling scream. Really mad because his buck has run off and the man has not kept his word he rushes out of his stand and makes haste to the spot in which he has put his old friend and finds him breathing rather rapidly but otherwise completely okay.Well now the friend id really P###ed off .The friend says I thought that I told you to remain absolutely silent when hunting with me ? Well says the man I was I was sitting at the base of that tree right were you put me And do you see that laurel thicket over there "yes" says the friend well A great big Black bear come out of it and walked right up to me and sniffedme in the face and I didnt make a peep I didnt even breath.Then do you see that hole over there beside that log "yes" replies the friend (really getting mad by now ) Well a great big rattlesnake came out of that hole and slithered right over towards me and went right across my thighs but I didnt make a sound but, I got to be honest with you when those two red squirrels came out of that big oak tree over there and each of them crawled up one pant leg and I heard the one say to the other do you want to eat them here or take 'em home I could hold my silence no longer!!!!!!!!!