Boy, can I relate to this guy.....


A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi
just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie
says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Moishe."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Moishe Glickman. There's a guy who did
everything right. Like my coming along when you needed
a cab. It would have happened like that to Moishe
every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over
everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Moishe. He was a terrific athlete. He
could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could
golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone
and danced like a Broadway star and you should have
heard him play the piano."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something, huh?"

Cabbie: "He had a memory like a computer. Could
remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine,
which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,
and the whole neighborhood blacks out."

Passenger. "Wow, some guy ehh?

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in
traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I
always seem to get into them"

Passenger: "Mmm, not many like that around"

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make
her feel good and never answer her back even if she
was in the wrong; and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes highly polished too."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet
him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Moishe."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his widow."

Maybe I'm just slow this morning but for the dense (like me), the punch line could be, "I married his widow and she's always telling me about him."

I think my cousin was the cabbie!!

Lee L.

Maybe I'm just slow this morning but for the dense (like me), the punch line could be, "I married his widow and she's always telling me about him."

If it's any (albeit small) consulation, I had the same problem....first thought was, "Well, he wasn't so lucky after all" and then it hit me. But realizing that Beartooth members are like the rest of the population, all above average, I left it.....didn't want to bring them down to my level.

Dan "slow in the morning but greased lightning the rest of the day" O.K.

Thought it was pretty funny, Dan - you're improving greatly! :D

I thought it was great. I never saw it coming.

Thought it was pretty funny, Dan - you're improving greatly! :D

Well, hang on cause I've been known to back slide a lot.....diets, resolutions, joke sources, etc...

Dan "may have peaked" O.K.

Not bad Dan, but not quite up(?) to your usual standards.

Or maybe mine are so low... ;)

Not bad Dan, but not quite up(?) to your usual standards.

Or maybe mine are so low... ;)

Hang on, I'll be right there with 'ya.

Dan