A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
"Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

I think DOK had a hand in this one. Or else both DOK and niner are sharing the same source. But I still like it!

Lee L.

Several threads back, I came to the conclusion DOK has taken out adoption papers on 9'r.

Several threads back, I came to the conclusion DOK has taken out adoption papers on 9'r.

is that true....dad?

9 "DOK jr" r

is that true....dad?

9 (DOK jr) r

Well, heck, I should be so lucky....... You're certainly welcome to the family: good news is you're not required to reveal sources and we're fabulously wealthy and we share equally in the family......but I'm 5'5" and Mom is 4'11" (or she used to be) and you'd have to look us in the eye while standing (inferiority complex, you know)....so we'll nickname you "Stoop" (that's a lot better than "Squat".) First thought might be "how do I explain that "Stoop" is not short for "Stupid" and the second thing is can you get used to the chickens and sheep in the house? Of course the cows and horses have to sleep in the rec room so they're not in the way except when we play with the bean bags.....more darn fun, those bean bag contests, losers have to clean (scoop) out the house. But the best news is your brothers will share their best dresses with you and you'll have your very own Sears catalog to enrich your sartorial splender if the dresses are a little on the short side (son's take after their Mom).

Dan "more the merrier" O.K.

Well, heck, I should be so lucky....... You're certainly welcome to the family: good news is you're not required to reveal sources and we're fabulously wealthy and we share equally in the family......but I'm 5'5" and Mom is 4'11" (or she used to be) and you'd have to look us in the eye while standing (inferiority complex, you know)....so we'll nickname you "Stoop" (that's a lot better than "Squat".) First thought might be "how do I explain that "Stoop" is not short for "Stupid" and the second thing is can you get used to the chickens and sheep in the house? Of course the cows and horses have to sleep in the rec room so they're not in the way except when we play with the bean bags.....more darn fun, those bean bag contests, losers have to clean (scoop) out the house. But the best news is your brothers will share their best dresses with you and you'll have your very own Sears catalog to enrich your sartorial splender if the dresses are a little on the short side (son's take after their Mom).

Dan "more the merrier" O.K.

so long as my allergies are kept at bay, the livestock should be fine....and I love playing with bean bags, I am just not very good, so my nickname might have to be "scoop" instead of "stoop" It has been a while since I've worn a dress (2 maybe 3 weeks) but I think I can get back into it and about them being too short...lets just say I am not modest :p

9 "pass me the shovel" r

so long as my allergies are kept at bay, the livestock should be fine....and I love playing with bean bags, I am just not very good, so my nickname might have to be "scoop" instead of "stoop" It has been a while since I've worn a dress (2 maybe 3 weeks) but I think I can get back into it and about them being too short...lets just say I am not modest :p

9 "pass me the shovel" r

Have to say, you Texans are accomodating folks, I'd send the plane, but "The Donald" is using it, so the pick-up will have to do......you know, the one with a swimming pool in the back (the ducks are friendly but the frogs are kinda selective about their relationships).

Dan "kinda deep for some one my height" O.K.