A middle aged guy was roaring down the road in a new Vette'.
Suddenly, red lights/siren, he thinks: SHEESE, I can outrun him.
About 95,"what am I doing? I could be killed!" pulls over.
Cop stomps up to his door: "OK racer, Ive had a long hard day, if you can come up with an orginal excuse, I'll let you go".
Guy says,"Well officer, my wife ran off with a cop, and I thought he was trying to return her"
Cop, "good bye, have a nice day sir"

Now that's a good one.

Lee L.