Richard of Oz
07-21-2005, 07:20 AM
A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic priest on board?"
When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Episcopalian priest on board?" Still no reply.
By now becoming more desperate, he ran down the train shouting, "Is there a Rabbi on board?"
Eventually, a gentleman stood up and said, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend? I'm a Baptist minister."
The man looked at him and said, "No, you're no **** good. I need a corkscrew!"
When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Episcopalian priest on board?" Still no reply.
By now becoming more desperate, he ran down the train shouting, "Is there a Rabbi on board?"
Eventually, a gentleman stood up and said, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend? I'm a Baptist minister."
The man looked at him and said, "No, you're no **** good. I need a corkscrew!"