Marshall Stanton
07-25-2005, 08:01 AM
A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day,
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
Watch this! he said.."Nelson!" The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
"Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd say, "Beethoven!" she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.....
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and
Bill Clinton on sax.
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
Watch this! he said.."Nelson!" The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
"Willie!" he continued....and On The Road Again came from the
speakers.
The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd say, "Beethoven!" she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled.....
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and
Bill Clinton on sax.