Larry the lounge lizard gets onto a plane and sits next to a pretty blonde. He immediately makes his move and says to her :"I've been told that you can shorten flight time by having a conversation with your fellow passengers.. shall we talk?"
She closes a book she was reading and says"ok, what do you want to talk bout?"
"umm.. how about nuclear power?"
"mmm.. that could be an interesting conversation, but could I ask you a question first?
He says "yeah, sure!"
blonde:"horses, deer and cows all eat the same thing- grass. Yet the deer makes pellet like droppings, the cow has hamburger pattie type droppings and a horse makes donut type doodoo... why are they all different?"
Larry is dumbstruck... "uh, I dunno..?"
blonde: so why do you think that you are qualified to talk about nuclear power when you dont know crap??"

A guy shouldn't take a drink of coffee before that one. It shure makes a mess. Good laugh.

WOW! That is some blonde, to even think of something like that and to be able to put that many words all together. LOL


Michael Grace