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niner
08-01-2005, 01:48 PM
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A Circumcision." And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

M1894
08-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Yup!!! :D :D :D

Lee L.

kdub
08-01-2005, 08:13 PM
Strangely, I had this done (Mom's insistance) at age 10. Almost 68 now and can still vividly remember it! :eek:

Sure didn't get any ice cream, either! :mad:

Marshall Stanton
08-02-2005, 11:21 AM
Well done! :D :D

gomer_pile
08-06-2005, 11:01 PM
i have to say any man that stays sane after that deserves a salute. i dont want to even think about it....

DOK
08-07-2005, 05:01 AM
i have to say any man that stays sane after that deserves a salute. i dont want to even think about it....

You're implying that kdub stayed sane??

M1894
08-07-2005, 09:20 AM
You're implying that kdub stayed sane??

DOK, Were supposed to de kind to the older generation, Where's your respect for old age? :D :D :D

Lee L.

kdub
08-07-2005, 11:04 AM
Dan has to keep pretty quiet on the subject - he knows I know when his 68th will be!!! :D

DOK
08-07-2005, 02:30 PM
kdub and M1894.....

Just wanted you to know
I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.
Part of me has snapped...........
And the rest of me is draggin
(and that's on a good day)

M1894
08-07-2005, 05:55 PM
DOK, and kdub, I think we are sinking in the same boat!!

DOK, You have been sneaking around my place with a camera again from the looks of that picture it looks like it, or else we are twins. Actually, my hair has a little more gray in it than that. :D :D :D

lee L.