Lady spots a magnificient parrot in a pet store, simply must have it.
Owner; "dunno lady, he was raised in a brothel, kinda racy vocabulary"
She buys bird anyway. On the way out of store;"Squawk, new madame!" She's not too pleased, but figures she can live with it.
At home, her two daughters come in.
"SQUACK, new girls too" Now all three are unhappy, at this time husband walks in.
"SQUAWK, Hello Rod, you come here too?"

BUSTED!