niner
08-06-2005, 07:14 PM
A man is walking down the beach one day when he comes across a lamp laying in the sand. Picking it up he brushes the sand off of it and a genie comes out. The genie looks the man over before telling him. "I am the genie of this lamp and i will grant you three wishes but be warned for every wish you make your mother-in-law will get double." The man thinks a moment then nods. "Ok genie for my first wish i want a billion dollars." The genie gives the man a curious glance. "Remember your mother-in-law will get double." The man nods. "I understand now for my second wish i want a nice sports car that will never need to be gassed or have any fluids changed, and it will never get a dent or have any problems at all." The genie nods. "You do realize your mother-in-law will get double sir?" The man nods again. "Yes i do." The genie sighs. "Ok sir, you wish is granted, Now what would you like for your third wish?" The man smiles and looks the genie in the eye and says. "I wish to be beaten half to death."