Gasbag
08-08-2005, 08:00 AM
1. When you come home from a hard day of hunting or fishing, a handgun won't clean that string of catfish or sack of ducks for you.
2. A handgun won't pull off your boots and rub your feet when they ache from walking.
3. A handgun won't get up early on Sunday morning to bake you a warm batch of cinnamon rolls.
4. You have to clean your guns, a wife cleans herself.
5. A handgun won't feed the dogs, shovel the driveway, or mow the lawn.
If there is anyone reading this whose wife doesn't do these things, I hope he won't embarrass himself by mentioning it.
2. A handgun won't pull off your boots and rub your feet when they ache from walking.
3. A handgun won't get up early on Sunday morning to bake you a warm batch of cinnamon rolls.
4. You have to clean your guns, a wife cleans herself.
5. A handgun won't feed the dogs, shovel the driveway, or mow the lawn.
If there is anyone reading this whose wife doesn't do these things, I hope he won't embarrass himself by mentioning it.