A young attractive blonde was on a plane to Montreal, her ticket was coach. *During the flight she gets up and moves to the first class section. *A flight attendant watches her do this. *The flight attendant goes up to the blonde and tells her that this is first class and that her ticket is for coach and she must return to her seat. *The blonde replies to her: "I am blonde, I am beautiful and I am going to Montreal, and I am staying right here."

After several attempts to reason with her the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and explains the situation to the pilot and co-pilot. *The co-pilot says that he will handle it. *He goes to first class and the flight attendant points out the blonde. *He goes to her and says: "Ma'am I am afraid you are going to have to move, your ticket is not for first class and you must return to your assigned seat." *The blonde replies: "I am blonde, beautiful, and I am going to Montreal, and I am staying right here." *

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit after the blonde refused to listen to reason. *He tells the pilot that maybe they should have the police waiting for her when they land in Montreal. *The Pilot says: "No that is not necessary, I am married to a blonde and I know how to speak blonde." *He goes to first class and leans over and whispers into the blondes ear. *Without a word the blonde gets up and returns to her seat in coach.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are absolutely amazed. *they inquire into what he said in order to get her to move without so much as a peep out of her. *To which the pilot replies: "It was really quite simple, I merely told her that 1st class was not going to Montreal."

(Edited by defender1776 at 10:18 am on July 6, 2001)