A Pentagon staffer was driving to work this week when he ran into an unusual amount of traffic even for the D.C. Beltway at 7:00 a.m. Finally he stopped n' started his way up to a motorcycle policeman who was trying to keep things moving in an orderly fashion. Rolling down his window, the Pentagon guy asked the officer "What's the tie-up?"

"Oh it's Bill Clinton. He couldn't bear being out of power, so he's up the road about a mile screaming he'll douse himself with gasoline & set himself on fire if he's not allowed back in the White House," answered the cop.

"Oh geez! What a shame he's gone over the deep end like that," exclaimed the motorist. "Is there anything I can do?"

The officer smiled and said "Well, they are taking donations a bit farther up the road. That's what the long line is for."

Surprised, the Pentagon staffer asked "That's decent of so many people, to pay for his treatment."

"Oh no," laughed the cop. "We siphoning gas tanks. They probably have a hundred gallons so far!"

(Edited by Bill Lester at 6:47 pm on April 3, 2001)

A man walked up to the Whitehouse guard and asked to see Bill Clinton.  The guard told the man the Bill Clinton wasn't the President anymore and the man went away.  The next day the man was back and asked to see Bill Clinton again. The guard, again replied that Bill Clinton was not the president anymore, and again, the man left.  However, the next morning the man returned asking again, if he could see Bill Clinton.  The guard getting frustrated told the man "Bill Clinton is NOT THE PRESIDENT ANY MORE!!  Don't you understand?"  The man replied, "Oh, I understand, but I just LOVE hearing you say it."