Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Man: Definitely not!

Woman: Why not - don't you like being married?

Man: Of course I do.

Woman: The why wouldn't you remarry?

Man: Okay, I'd get married again.

Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

Man: (makes an audible groan)

Woman: Woud you sleep with her in our bed?

Man: Where else would we sleep?

Woman: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Man: It would seem like the proper thing to do.

Woman: Would she use my golf clubs?

Man: No, she's left handed.

Woman: ........ silence...........

Man: D___!