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DOK
06-25-2001, 04:00 AM
Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was
wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using
the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've
never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words!
You've got to come get me and take me home... please
mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me,
what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he
been using?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful!
You've got to come get me and take me home... please
mama!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like
Dust, Wash, Iron, and Cook..."

Clark
06-26-2001, 10:54 PM
Could that have been Hillary?