One day President Bush, former President Clinton, Cindy Crawford, and Rosie O'Donnell all find themselves aboard the same train car. Shortly after the trip began the train entered a long, dark tunnel. Suddenly a resounding SLAP! rings out in the inky blackness.
When the train clears the tunnel, there is Bill Clinton with an immense, red mark on his cheek.

Cindy Crawford harrumphed to herself and thought,"What a creep. He tried to feel my leg and he got Rosie's by mistake, and she belted him one."

Rosie O'Donnell, as much as it injured her liberal sensibilities, pondered "I can't believe my hero Bill Clinton just copped a feel on Cindy. Right in front of us all! Well he deserved getting smacked by her. I wonder what's she doing later..."

The red faced, former Chief Executive thought to himself "Geez, they called me a pervert. I can't believe old George tried makin' the moves on Cindy Crawford and she thought it was me. Oh well, maybe I can apologize and make-up with her."

And then there was President Bush, who just sat there smiling and wondered to himself, "Boy I can't wait for the next tunnel, so I can give him one on the other side!"

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