HIS:
                                                           1. Pull up to ATM.
2. Insert card.
3. Enter PIN number.
4. Take cash, card and receipt.
5. Drive away.

HERS:
                                                           1. Pull up to ATM.
2. Back up and forward to get closer.
3. Shut off engine.
4. Put keys in purse.
5. Get out of car because you're still too far from machine.
6. Hunt for card in purse.
7. Insert card.
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
9. Enter PIN.
10. Study instructions.
11. Hit, "Cancel" button.
12. Re-enter correct PIN.
13. Check balance.
14. Look in purse for pen.
15. Look for envelope.
16. Make out deposit slip.
17. Endorse check.
18. Make deposit.
19. Study instructions.
20. Make cash withdrawal.
21. Get in car.
22. Check makeup.
23. Start pulling away.
24. Stop.
25. Back up to machine.
26. Get out of car.
27. Take card and receipt.
28. Get back in car.
29. Enter deposit and withdrawal in check register.
30. Put car in reverse.
31. Put car in drive.
32. Drive 3 miles.
33. Release parking brake.

Big Bore  You must know my wife, she does everything right down to 23. I have had to go up to the bank 5 times to get her card back, we live exactly 3 miles from the bank and I just put rear brakes on her car.