Earlier this spring the Missourri River flooded over its banks. *Well, along the river a lady and her best friend were standing atop the roof of her porch, watching the flood waters flow by, being nearly six feet deep. * As they watched, the friend noticed this baseball cap, partly submerged in the water, going back and forth, back and forth. *This went on for some time, and finally she asked "Did you notice that baseball cap down there?, It just goes back and forth, back and forth!"

"Oh, sure!" *replied the woman "That would be my Herbert! *He should be just about done by now. *I told him he was going to mow the lawn today, come #### or high-water!"