KevinNY
01-18-2001, 12:00 PM
True.
A friend has a hunting camp in the Catskill mountains of NY. They set up a big tent and dining tarp and different folks come and go for about 2 weeks during deer season. The traditional greasy camp breakfast was served one morning and our nimrod headed out for the days hunt dressed in his woolies. Bout 150 yards from camp that grease and coffee gets working and nature calls in a big way. The hero of our story pulls off his mackinaw drops his suspenders and makes the bears proud. Later he notices a funny smell when the wind shifts from behind him. Several times thru the day as he makes his way thru the woods he notices this funny smell as the wind shifts. Puzzled, he heads back to camp to tell his odd tale. Upon removing his coat the offending odor fills the tent and he is ejected into the snow by his friends. The moral of the story is "WATCH THE CROSS ON THOSE SUSPENDERS WHEN MAKING LIKE A BEAR IN THE WOODS,bULLSEYE!"
A friend has a hunting camp in the Catskill mountains of NY. They set up a big tent and dining tarp and different folks come and go for about 2 weeks during deer season. The traditional greasy camp breakfast was served one morning and our nimrod headed out for the days hunt dressed in his woolies. Bout 150 yards from camp that grease and coffee gets working and nature calls in a big way. The hero of our story pulls off his mackinaw drops his suspenders and makes the bears proud. Later he notices a funny smell when the wind shifts from behind him. Several times thru the day as he makes his way thru the woods he notices this funny smell as the wind shifts. Puzzled, he heads back to camp to tell his odd tale. Upon removing his coat the offending odor fills the tent and he is ejected into the snow by his friends. The moral of the story is "WATCH THE CROSS ON THOSE SUSPENDERS WHEN MAKING LIKE A BEAR IN THE WOODS,bULLSEYE!"