A man was admitted to the hospital with a very advanced stage of Rabies after being bitten by a raccoon, not knowing it was rabbid, he gave little thought to the incident.

The attending physician told the man that if he had come in earlier, they could have helped him, but now, all that was left was to make sure that his last affairs were in order. * The doctor asked if the man would like a tablet and paper, to which the man eagerly agreed.

A couple of hours later the doctor poked his head in the room and observed the man still furiously writing on the tablet, having filled many pages already. * The doctor commented, "That's the longest last will and testament I've seen anyone write!"

"This is NOT my last will and testament!", replied the man, "This is the list of people I'm going to bite when I get out of here!"