Seems this man and woman gets married, and on their wedding night the husband feels the need to confess his shortcomings to his new bride.  He tells her "Dearest, I have a confession to make.  I'm a golfing fanatic.  I play every weekend, watch all the tourneyments, and read every golf magazine there is.  I hope you can accept me anyway, in spite of my obsession."  His bride ponders the situation for a few moments, and tells him, "I guess I can live with that.  But honey, I have a confession to make also.  Honey....I'm a hooker."  The new husband remains quiet for a few minutes and then replies, "Are you keeping your head down and your arms straight?"