The Wisconsin Dept. of Natural Resources has been doing some genetic engineering and has come up with a new game fish. They crossed a coho with a walleye and then crossed the result with a muskie. The new fish is called a ko-wal-ski, and it bites like crazy on kelbasa; plus, you can just pour a little beer in the water and attract them from clear across the lake

The only problem they have is they have to teach them to swim before they turn them out in Green Bay.