A husband is adised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.
You don`t have to let your wife henpeck you.  Go home and show her you are the boss.

Of course, the husband takes the doctor`s advice.  He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife`s face, and growls, "From now on, you`re taking orders from me!  I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best
clothes.  Tonight, I`m going out with the boys and you are going to stay at home where you belong.

And, another thing.....you know who`s going to comb my hair, adjust my pants and then tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," says his wife calmly, "The undertaker."