It seems a bus load of lawyers on their way to a convention crashed into a tree right outside old man Winters' place.  When the police arrived they found the wrecked bus, but no lawyers.  Upon questioning old man Winters the old gent informed the officers that he had burried them all.  The officer asked, "Are you sure they were all dead?"  Old man Winters replied, "Well, a few of them said they weren't, but you know how them lawyers lie."