Only in South Carolina
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> The owner of a golf course in South Carolina was confused about paying an
> invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
>
> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Winthrop
> University in South Carolina and I need some help. If I were to give you
> $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a
> moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
> You gotta love those South Carolina women.
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>
> A group of Clemson friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
> the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
> the weight of an eight-point buck.
>
> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
> trail," the successful hunter replied.
>
> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
> inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter.
>
> "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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> Regarding the year 2000, a senior at USC was overheard saying ... "when
> the end of the world comes, I hope to be in South Carolina." When asked
> why, he replied he'd rather be in S.C. because everything happens in S.C.
> 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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> The young man from S.C. came running into the store and said to his buddy,
> "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
>
> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
> The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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> NEWS FLASH! -
> S.C. 's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150
> plane, piloted by two University of S.C students, crashed into a cemetery
> earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
> and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
>
> The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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> A S.C. State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-77. The trooper asked, "Got
> any ID?"
> The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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> A man in S.C. had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
> proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind
> it.
>
> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he
> drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the
> fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
>
> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded,
> "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares
> in the back!
> I never did understand it neither."