A Young Hillbilly Named Kenny Moved To Texas And Bought A Donkey From A

Farmer For $100.00. The Farmer Agreed To Deliver The Donkey The Next
Day.

The Next Day The Farmer Drove Up And Said, "sorry Son, But I Have Some
Bad News, The Donkey Died."

Kenny Replied, "well, Then, Just Give Me My Money Back."

The Farmer Said, "can't Do That. I Went And Spent It Already."

Kenny Said, "ok, Then, Just Bring Me The Dead Donkey."

The Farmer Asked, "what Ya Gonna Do With Him?"

Kenny Said, "i'm Going To Raffle Him Off."

The Farmer Said, "you Can't Raffle Off A Dead Donkey!"

Kenny Said, "sure I Can. Just Watch Me. I Just Won't Tell Anybody He's
Dead."

A Month Later, The Farmer Met Up With Kenny And Asked, "what Happened
With That Dead Donkey?"

Kenny Said, "i Raffled Him Off. I Sold 500 Tickets At Two Dollars A
Piece And Made $998.00."

The Farmer Said, "didn't Anyone Complain?"

Kenny Said, "only The Guy Who Won, So I Gave Him His Two Dollars Back."

Kenny Eventually Became The Chairman Of Enron.

in case y'all are wondering about the title of this thread, I got the joke in ALL-CAPS and pasted it as so. I didn't know it would be changed to normal.

Just tell me Hillbillies ain't smart!! :p :p And he even made a profit on the deal. :D :D That's called Southern ingenuity. :D :D

Lee L.

How come we never elect someone smart like this guy??

After reflection, our politicians do sell us dead donkeys all the time, but for a lot more money than $2.....and nobody wins and nobody gets their money back (maybe they aren's so dumb after all, maybe it's us??)


Dan

Hey, He kept the @ss with him to do the book keeping at Enron, "wasn't my fault" :rolleyes: I like it!(The joke)

How come we never elect someone smart like this guy??

After reflection, our politicians do sell us dead donkeys all the time, but for a lot more money than $2.....and nobody wins and nobody gets their money back (maybe they aren's so dumb after all, maybe it's us??)


Dan

DOK, we did and he's in the White House for another two years to keep selling us raffle tickets like his friend Kenny-Boy. :p