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05-15-2006, 01:29 PM
Adam was walking through the Garden of Eden one afternoon wondering about the feelings he had toward his new companion, Eve. He decided to ask God about her. "God," he began, "why did you make Eve's hair smell so good ?"
"So you would love her, Adam." God replied.
"Well, why did you make her skin so soft and smooth?"
"So you would love her, Adam."
"And her legs? Whoa, they're so long and tone. Why did you make them like that?"
"So you would love her, Adam."
"What about her gorgeous face? Why did you make her eyes so innocent, yet sexy?"
"So you would love her, Adam."
"Alright then. On top of all that, why did you have to go and make her so freakin' DUMB!?"
"So she would love you, Adam."
"So you would love her, Adam." God replied.
"Well, why did you make her skin so soft and smooth?"
"So you would love her, Adam."
"And her legs? Whoa, they're so long and tone. Why did you make them like that?"
"So you would love her, Adam."
"What about her gorgeous face? Why did you make her eyes so innocent, yet sexy?"
"So you would love her, Adam."
"Alright then. On top of all that, why did you have to go and make her so freakin' DUMB!?"
"So she would love you, Adam."