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DOK
05-16-2006, 12:48 PM
Dear Tide Detergent:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot
of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out
using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came
by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.


Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

niner
05-16-2006, 03:09 PM
glad she is no longer a suspect, and I am glad she got the stains out of her blouse. Though I wonder what she has to write the hefty bag people about. :shrug:

DOK
05-16-2006, 04:24 PM
glad she is no longer a suspect, and I am glad she got the stains out of her blouse. Though I wonder what she has to write the hefty bag people about. :shrug:

I suspect after the hefty bag people will be a letter to the chain saw people?

Dan

jb12string
05-17-2006, 01:47 PM
If its that good, maybe they should send some to Bill Clinton, just in case