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niner
05-17-2006, 11:12 AM
Men are like a fine wine- they all start out like grapes. It's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.
MMichaelAK
05-17-2006, 11:56 AM
And it isn't even Friday!
I love it! :D
I think 9r's wife has gained control of his computer and is sticking it to us guys all the time.
Surely, a macho man like 9r wouldn't be telling all these male put-down zingers! :eek:
MMichaelAK
05-17-2006, 05:45 PM
aww come on kdub, I figure most everyone of us here is man enough and secure enough to take a little heat. Or maybe it's because I spend to much time laughing at myself... I dunno. :D
I get so much of the, "You're so big and strong and handsome and sexy" at home, it's nice to be taken down a peg or two here. ;)
Dusty Miller
05-18-2006, 12:47 AM
Michael, you remind me of poor old Rodney Dangerfield who went to his doctor for a checkup. Upon completion of the checkup the Dr. sez, "Well, its obvious your problem is that you're stupid!". Rodney replies, "Hey, I want a second opinion!". So the doctor sez, "OK, you're ugly too"!!
MMichaelAK
05-18-2006, 02:59 PM
Dang, you're on to me!
;)
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