A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "HARLOT!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

niner, I think you've slept through ten of DOK's jokes. :D :D

Lee L.

Slow day at work, huh?

Slow day at work, huh?

yeah,

I know they are old but I thought I would work on getting my post count up ;)

niner, I think you've slept through ten of DOK's jokes. :D :D
my (biological) daddy always told me imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :p

That story was on Paul Harvey a long time ago but it was a kid sitting on a fence yelling at a highway patrol man, The cop yelled "redneck" right before he hit the pig.

Still a good one tho....

Read all 10 and was still somewhat coherent until I got to no. 10 and that put me over the edge. "Harlot"??

Dan

Read all 10 and was still somewhat coherent until I got to no. 10 and that put me over the edge. "Harlot"??

Dan


I tried to clean it up a bit, the original form would have been *****

went from female dog to woman of ill-repute

I tried to clean it up a bit, the original form would have been *****

went from female dog to woman of ill-repute

I anticipated the "clean-up" and will admit I was impressed by your selection of "harlot".....a slightly antiquated term in today's vocabulary! Except for kdub, M1894 and myself, who would have heard the word before? You haven't been watching 1930 movies, have you?


Dan

I anticipated the "clean-up" and will admit I was impressed by your selection of "harlot".....a slightly antiquated term in today's vocabulary! Except for kdub, M1894 and myself, who would have heard the word before? You haven't been watching 1930 movies, have you?


Dan

I try to tell jokes everyone can relate to ;)

I have heard that word plenty of times without watching 1930s movies :p

Harlot??????????? Whazza' Harlot???????????

Anything like a Jean Harlot? :confused: