I know this is not worthy of DOK, but maybe niner?


Dear Diary:

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I haden't paid for them.
Helloooo?
Now just because I'm Blonde doesn't mean I'm stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told Me last year.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hellloooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....
He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.





Lee L.

makes sense to me, but I am wondering about your first comment :confused:

makes sense to me, but I am wondering about your first comment :confused:

Just stating that I'm not up to DOK's Standard, But maybe aproaching yours. :D :D :D

Lee L.

I'd say you're in the right ball park!!!! :D

Yup, pretty much Lee.

:D

Just stating that I'm not up to DOK's Standard, But maybe aproaching yours. :D :D :D

Lee L.

That sounds like a challenge to a duel! Say, bad jokes at twenty paces? :p

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?





He had to buy a herring-aid.

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?





He had to buy a herring-aid.

Yer only digging in deeper, niner.
:p

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?





He had to buy a herring-aid.

Duck!!! Shots fired!!!! :eek:

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?





He had to buy a herring-aid.

niner,

Are you trying to make my joke look good? :D :D

Lee L.

niner,

Are you trying to make my joke look good? :D :D

Lee L.

I figured you could use all the help you could get ;)

I figured you could use all the help you could get ;)

I'm glad some one realizes that. :D :D

Lee L.

9'r - you've got some mighty big boots to fill! :p

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?





He had to buy a herring-aid.


geez man, warn a guy.

blowing coffee out the nose hurts!

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
:D :D :D :D :D