A husband, being unhappy with his wife's mood swings, bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor her moods.


They discovered that when she's in a good mood, it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead.

So thats where my red mark came from. Les

He should have got her a smaller one, then the red mark wouldn't be so big. :p :p :p

Lee L.

Then, explain why it also makes for a black eye!

Then, explain why it also makes for a black eye!


... because he did or said something wrong!

I need to get me one of those...

... because he did or said something wrong!
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That's just because the man always gets the blame even when he's right. :D :D :D

Lee 47 years experiance with the same woman L.

Did that red mark heal up yet, niner?

well which one??

Maybe you should just stick with flowers from now on, instead of jewelry. Get ones with out thorns though