M1894
05-28-2006, 11:51 AM
I'm taking no blame for this one , It was stolen from a reliable source.
Bubba and Billy Joe were walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!,shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each." Buba says to his pal,"Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole Gob of these, take them back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we is ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00 each. 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interupts. "Ya'll from South Alabama. ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah." says a supprised Bubba.. "How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Lee L.
Bubba and Billy Joe were walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!,shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each." Buba says to his pal,"Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole Gob of these, take them back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we is ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00 each. 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interupts. "Ya'll from South Alabama. ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah." says a supprised Bubba.. "How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry-cleaners."
Lee L.