A very sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.



"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.



"Actually, no," he replied.



"Can you get him for me? I need t! o speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.



"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"



"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.


"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.



"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

Well The Buck Snort saloon in Buffalo Colo. had signs in there restrooms, If it's brown flush it down, If it's yellow, let it mellow. They served 3.2 beer, so they saw lots of action. No one complained!! ;) Times do change, just drip dry honey!
Are you just learning Women are Evil?

Mathematical Proof for the above...

First, we assume that all girls take time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

Furthermore, we can take the statement, "Time is money", as a given.

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = Money^2

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:

Evil = the square root of money

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2

which reduces to...

Girls = Evil

Nice, always knew math would back it up. Les

Mathematical Proof for the above...

First, we assume that all girls take time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

Furthermore, we can take the statement, "Time is money", as a given.

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = Money^2

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:

Evil = the square root of money

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2

which reduces to...

Girls = Evil


Is this what you do all winter? Maybe fit some reloading in? You are correct, but ****!

well jp, its cold and dark for a lot of the winter and aside from sex, there really isnt much to do besides reload and mathematics. Shooting light doesn't last long December through February.

Besides, that one was worked and reworked and it always came up the same.

[9r being technical again]

Mathematical Proof for the above...

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:



if money is the root of all evil, and assuming by root you mean squareroot, then

money= evil^1/2




Evil = the square root of money



what you are saying is

Evil = money ^1/2

yet in the next line



Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2



money = evil^1/2
or
money^2=evil

which is then correct again. You just had a flaw in your derivation, but I fixed it for you ;)
[/9r being technical again]

Well The Buck Snort saloon in Buffalo Colo. had signs in there restrooms, If it's brown flush it down, If it's yellow, let it mellow. They served 3.2 beer, so they saw lots of action. No one complained!! ;) Times do change, just drip dry honey!
Are you just learning Women are Evil?

Been there!! They used to fill the urinal with ice. (This was in the 1980's!)