HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2009

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

"Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears....
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,



"Go to the theater."

Hope she can find tickets to the three stooges.

Just like a woman, trying to get the last word in, even with a ghost.

Seems to me that this one has been here before. Guess the names have been changed to protect the guilty? :D :D :D
http://shootersforum.com/showthread.htm?t=18239

i laughed at first , but then realized that she is so self centered that she would never worry about how best to serve her country

faucettb,
It should be easy for her to get tickets- she has an inside track. SHE IS MARRIED TO ONE OF THEM!!!!