On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy neighbor and then calmly replied,

























"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

don't be surprised if this one doesn't last long

after all it is a family oriented forum

Borderline. How about we lock it, and it just goes away?

Good idea, Mike -

If I tried to use that line, I'd get laughed out of the house! :D